Hundreds of staffers at The Washington Postsent a letter to the newspaper’s owner, Jeff Bezos, on Wednesday urging him to meet with newsroom leaders amid a confidence crisis with the leadership.
The value of the Washington Post is in its employees, as it always is.
They should simply leave en masse and form a new paper. It’d be trivial for them to get funding for it.
Bezos will send them a response as soon as he figures out the best AI prompt to explain to them as diplomatically as possible what he’s replacing all of their jobs with.
Bezos, in an act of defiance, wiped his poopy butthole with their letter and flushed it away from his knowledge of the known universe with the flick of his wrist.
I am seated in the smallest room of my house, with your letter before me. Soon it will be behind me.
– Voltaire
