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SolarNialamide@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

The kids are alright

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The kids are alright

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SolarNialamide@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Woke moralist: wait—you guys are getting paid?

    • Ghost33313@kbin.social
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      I could totally use a third revenue stream for just doing what I already am! Where do we sign?

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        deleted by creator

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    Most jobs are shit, do whatever make you happy kids.

    What’s bother me is why the percent of the top 8 are added to 135.54%? … maybe some kids are going for Tik-Tok Train Robbers

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      deleted by creator

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Approval_voting

    • Agamemnon@lemmy.world
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      I wonder how many of these could be combined into one job description.

    • Someonelol@lemmy.ml
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      Not enough of the survey taker’s generation wanted to be mathematicians apparently.

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    Aight … highwayman down at 8th? And three spots below bureaucrat? And crisis actor at 9th? Know how hard it is to break into acting?

    Fake.

  • kool_newt@lemm.ee
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    My high-school career counselor didn’t tell me about these options!

  • Bilb!@lem.monster
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    Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who!

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    Hooray! I’m already a bureaucrat! The fifth most popular job.

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      You’re not a bureaucrat if you’re not joyless

      Turn in your badge and have your desk empty by 5.

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    “Highwaymen: Train Robber” - more that’s something to strive for.

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    I’m guessing this is a joke but what context? Also is that a silver hand at the bottom?

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      It’s a hand casting a shadow on the projected image.

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      The context is it’s funny

  • Anamnesis@lemmy.world
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    Tag yourself. I’m “AirBnB squatter.”

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      I’m holy fool

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    1. Wizard
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    What’s today’s kid’s version of “STAND AND DELIVER!”

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    I’d literally do any of these for money instead of working at the place now. (Or any place other place honestly)

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