I’m really worried The Onion will soon be running out of ideas how to maintain a satirical image, when the actual news are this absurd.

What a tool.

His party’s ‘charter’ is such a joke. A national Bitcoin reserve, blockchain direct democracy, getting rid of ‘LGBTQ+ propaganda’ from schools so ‘classrooms will no longer be battlegrounds for ideological warfare’, but best of all is:

Replace modern “art” with statues and monuments honouring British heroes.

While the charter is full of AI ‘art’. Suppose it’s hard to pay for real artists when all your assets are being seized on account of being a sex trafficker.

Well that just ruined the word “bruv” for me.

will ospreay should sue

Excellent! If he can find any candidates, this will split the far right vote.