• Blackout@fedia.io
    18·
    4 months ago

    Cats have healthy self-esteem and don’t need your praise but also don’t stop or they will bite you.

  • nyan@lemmy.cafeEnglish
    2·
    4 months ago

    I have a cat right here who would love that job . . . but I’m not sure how good he’d be at it. He’s been living here for less than a year, and has lost 40 toy mice (yes, I kept count) somewhere in the house.

    • LostWonEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      Maybe one day you’ll find the spot he’s stashing them. :')

      • nyan@lemmy.cafeEnglish
        3·
        4 months ago

        Yeah, I suspect that at some point, we’ll move an appliance or a piece of furniture and then have to explain to whoever’s helping with the moving why a massive number of brightly-coloured toy mice just exploded out at them. 😅

  • Jerkface (any/all)English
    2·
    4 months ago

    Have to block this community on first sight. Slaves don’t have jobs, they have atrocity.