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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    I’m not gonna lie, that crilled gheese looks bomb as fuck.

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      Halloumi with plain bread in the middle? Eh looks okay.

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Get stoned and then go look at it.

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      It is that approach KFC did with their thingamajig where - instead of buns - one of their burgers hat two more chicken pieces.

      Edit:
      I think they called it “Double down”

      • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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        As in double down on your chance for a heart attack

    • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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      …two-faced rarebit…

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    You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company

  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s chilled greese

    • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world
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      Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that’s what’s for dinner.

  • modifier
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    I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.

      • modifier
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        Hugs the well out of my bife.

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          My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.

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    Something about this post really churgs my bees

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    Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it

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    I don’t think I’ve called them anything other than ‘dothogs’ in the last decade.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Gotta be careful ordering a crilled gheese in other countries. You’ll end up being served a goose covered in krill.

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      It’s a risk worth taking

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    deleted by creator

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    My brain absolutely refused to read

    Jeanut Putter and Belly

    as it was written.

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    Morsehen if you will

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      … . -.?

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    Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!

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    All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.

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      Especially the one with the paper plate

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    For some reason I was able to read “Peanut Butter and Belly” multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.

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    .hog

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