Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don’t.
When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It’s almost surreal to see the difference, love it.
Don’t ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy. A man is basically saying, “Be pretty for my amusement.”
Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it’s a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that’s more genuine. You can’t force genuine.
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Farting in a jerk’s face would certainly make me smile.
Manufacture your own joy 😊
I’m pretty sure I’d poop if I tried farting in that position
Don’t be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder. — Matthew Wineman
I’d also like to add that sometimes there is hail during a thunderstorm.
“You should talk less.”
Turn that frown upside-down!
I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
