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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Just trying my best to make you turds smile

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Just trying my best to make you turds smile

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    The penguin

    His. Name. Is. Gunther.

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      Ooooh, you touched my tralala.

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        My ding ding dong.

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          I clicked shuffle on my youtube songs playlist and THIS is what i got first.

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      deleted by creator

      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        Gunthalina

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          Goontz

      • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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        why did you goont my fries?

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

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    But did anyone even see the secret message?

  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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    was expecting one of these

    the circle game sign

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      Ok I have no idea what that is or why people care. ELI5?

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        You get to punch someone if you make someone look at a circle you made. Here’s a Malcolm in the Middle demonstration: https://youtu.be/fbKu_diqAto

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      That’s a really unhealthy colour. You should get that checked.

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    I chuckled at this, so thank you and I hope you have a great day/night! 😃

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      I hope you have a great whole year, how’s that? 🥂

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        🥂Thanks, you too!

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    Behind all my memes is an angry guy venting.

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      behind all my memes are a factory full of Chinese children assembling cheap monitors

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    Behind my memes is a teeming assemblage of organs constituted of something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a human.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’m your dick? Sucks for you.

    Goes limp

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      It says bitch I thought, and if so… They might not be worried about whether they top or bottom you limp or not 😉 lol

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        It does but it also looks like dick until zoomed in enough.

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          My friend thats the opposite of what many have told me. They magnify then say “Oh shit, that’s a dick”

          Others just say it do to my jokes though.

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    This made me frown.

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    Angry upvote

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    Godammit Kevin.

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    Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of memes try to convince people to cause death and destruction, tbh.

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    Thanks for the laugh OP. I hope you are doing good. Happy new year 🥂

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    You fuck

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    Touché

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    Wenk

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