“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

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    I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

    They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

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      Ah yeah, the classic PIP’d manoever. I worked with a few good guys who got fired without cause PIP’d and let go even though their performance was fine

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        Been at Facebook 4 years? Not management? Get ready for the PIP.