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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoIt is. and you see, he’s replacing the government nanobots. but. you should tell him about the Coke Industries nanobots… implanting viral marketing in his head.
minus-squareScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoOr that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoTap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.
It is. and you see, he’s replacing the government nanobots.
but. you should tell him about the Coke Industries nanobots… implanting viral marketing in his head.
Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…
Tap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.