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Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can’t unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second…Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach … I want to try to unsee that … because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion…
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s… if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there’s a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Is this…map porn?
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain?
Secret destroyers hold up you up to the flames?
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires and a piece of the gaaaame
Even though…… I…… Know……
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I’d
Like to
FuckI don’t know man. That’s quite the age gap.
But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again … the wife pushes him off and says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … I’m not ready yet! … it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!”
You really shouldn’t be that thirsty for salt water.
That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho
When her hot folds boil your foreskin off… 😩
“Baby … I just want to spread open your tectonic plates and watch your magma flow”
the reverse circumcision, searing it shut
Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
Some people are horrifically down bad
It’s me, I’m some people
You’re not alone brøthêr
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah… Daddy…keep going. - AMOC
The Earth is thicc.
Atlantic booba.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.
I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.
You saw it like this too?
I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).
Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined
It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.
Yep, I just couldn’t put it really into artistic vision. lol It does make sense if they’re laying on a bed or something.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we’re not even here!
Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
