What problem does this solve?
This is about forcing people to have orgasms on their terms—which is not at all unless it’s PIV with a State-approved partner.
Wait, sorry. This is about “protecting the children”
from the tasteful boxes behind glass in a locked cabinet. Can’t have children asking questions! Sex and masturbation are dirty! /sthe incels think women will have no other choice but them, but fail to realize they already lost when they are struggling to compete with a lifeless object
It means that weirdo conservative dudes don’t have to feel uncomfortable when they’re reminded that people masturbate sometimes, because they were brought up that it was a major sin
won’t someone think of the husbands and their feelings of inadequacy and inferiority after they see what’s on store shelves?
They have toys for every genital type. Just saying. 😏
🥕 🥒 🍆 fruit and veg sales go up state-wide
Ohhhhh so that’s what all those ads about “2 fruit 5 veg” were about!
The healthy choice!
Will they have to go out of state for couches?
