Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

I’m stuck on an infinite match on 2fort

Because I’m a Dwarf.

I want to be a dentist

Mine are still in storage.

Trapped under cat. Send help.

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍’s Mom

Timezones mean I am not able to make it.

A dwarf at elf practice? I’d never live it down.

Just fixing these dolls’ teeth.

I’m not a gnelf, I’m not a gnoblin, I’m a gnome

Because I’ve already mastered PE32+.

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

I can’t get it to come down