Frankly, I’d be laughing my arse off at how bad Manchester is at football, but Newcastle aren’t exactly setting the world alight either 🥲
I just want my team to be less embarrassing. 😭
I hope we don’t lose by more than 1.
Uh…wtf was that?! 😂😍
Congratulations and thanks for contributing to the City Calamity 😄
I have a feeling you’re a Liverpool supporter so I’m taking your congratulations with a grain of salt. 😂
I am, yes, but I am nonetheless sincere.
As someone who became a fan of one of the most successful teams in history 4 years into a 30 year league title drought, I can easily empathize with being a supporter of a ridiculously underachieving team 😁
As such, I genuinely am happy for you to beat our mutual rivals. At least while not being anywhere near a threat to us like now 😉
YNWA ❤️
Why is the person on the left of the picture colored blue lmao
His name is Dr Tobias Fünke.
Idunno, Chelsea fan who wished to be anonymous? 🤷
