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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Beatboxing

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Beatboxing

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Probably defused the situation if their arguments were getting heated. Kid could have saved his parents marriage.

    “Remember that time when we were arguing about something stupid and little Oliver came bursting in and started beat-boxing, what a little idiot 😂”

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      “he gets it from you, you know”

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        “That’s how I know he’s your son”

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    r/teenagers has such good shitposts

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    motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noice noice noice

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs

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      rollin’ fatties smokin’ blunts

      Who got the blunts?

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    genius, not idiot

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    I forgot people who rap battle could have children.

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      My dude, Flavor Flav is 65

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        Ahhhh time flies way to fast.

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    In a beatboxing rhythm:

    Fuck fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck.

    Fuck mann, fick, fuck-fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck.

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    Jfc.

    Interrupting an argument sucks lol. Made the mistake once, and never again.

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      They either team up or drag you into it. Exceptions are awkward silence, rushing out or awkward change of subject with angry gazes.

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