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frazorth@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 6 months ago

Kemi Badenoch doesn't like sandwiches

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Kemi Badenoch doesn't like sandwiches

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frazorth@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

  • frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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    lunch is for wimps

    Sounds like someone who doesn’t work hard enough to need a break.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can’t pick which insane take to make fun of first.

    Doesn’t think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • Trebuchet@lemm.ee
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    Fucking weirdo

  • Pyr
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    I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I’m getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I’m a hard worker.

    I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

  • pseudo@jlai.lu
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    She is eating steak while working?!

    • RainyRat@lemmy.world
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      I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

    • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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      Wait… Isn’t everyone?

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.

    • frazorth@feddit.ukOP
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      🤢

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      You think she gets moist? My brother, it’s probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

  • chemicalprophet@lemm.ee
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    Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      Welcome to social media lol.

  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

  • rwtwm@feddit.uk
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    This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it’s a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

  • dance_ninja@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E

    • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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      Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

      • Atlas_ie@lemmy.world
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        He did say fries instead of chips

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