Here’s to the tiny ones, the droolers, the criers, the diaper-destroyers, the round-faced snugglers in a square crib… the ones who see everything differently — they’re not fond of naps… You can cuddle them, swaddle them, glorify their giggles or curse their midnight wake-ups, but the only thing you can’t do is get a full night’s sleep because they change everything… they push the limits of your patience (and coffee consumption), and while some may see them as tiny tyrants, we see miracles, because the ones who are bold enough to think they can turn your whole world upside down, are the ones who do.

Prompt:

Write a funny parody of this related to babies

“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”