• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    We’re going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we’ll somehow be better for it.

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      3 months ago

      Already consider Texans to be Mexicans so I suppose the red states will follow suit

      Would California join more ideologically similar Canada (and double their population)

      Join China because of the coast/wealth

      Or be returned to Mexico?

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        3 months ago

        China gets the whole west coast including Nevada and Idaho (fuck you Idaho) and the rest is split based on an extension based on the mason-dixon line. The north becomes Canadian and the south becomes mexican.