• over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish
    391·
    2 days ago

    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

    • SurfinBirdEnglish
      25·
      2 days ago

      Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

      • Comment105@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        1 day ago

        That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        10·
        2 days ago

        But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

        I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

    • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      16·
      2 days ago

      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.