• tipicaldik@lemmy.world
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    I’m wondering what position MTG is gonna get now… ain’t too many people kissed his ass more than that thing has…

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      Director of National Intelligence.

      Because lasers.

      Holy fucking shit… Never mind.

      He picked tulsi gabbard.

      What in the fucking ever living fuck?!

      I guess MTG gets interior or some shit.

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        MTG was scooped for DNI by Tulsi Gabbard, which is significantly worse. Maybe MTG can head up NOAA so she can use the weather control devices to put the hurricanes and tornados in California rather than the red states with weather and geography conducive to their formation.

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      I hope MTG gets national security advisor. If we’re going full farce, might as well make it funny.