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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Poo science

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Poo science

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Howdy ho.

    He says ‘howdy ho’ to me.

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      Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!

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    “Illustrations by”… 💩

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldOP
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      They’re hilarious

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        Hahaha thank you for sharing, I may just have to get this book now.

        • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldOP
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          My friend had this at his house that I visited while on a layover and I actually wanna read more so might get one

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        I saw a GE recently and he said the ideal pool consistency is the soft serve kind. That’s the gold standard I’ve been working to maintain by eating more fiber from fruits and veggies.

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          Psyllium will do this within 24 hours (at least for me it does)

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    stumbled upon this while shitting

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    True shitposting

  • smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today
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    Hehe ‘loads’

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    deleted by creator

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    Poo’ology

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    Well, what did your poo tell you?

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      Whispered sweet nothings to me

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        Ahh, so it was talking shit then.

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    What a shit book

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    I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.

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    Instead of Josh Richmond my semiawake brain initially saw Richard Stallman and I was very confused for a moment.

  • Stalinwolf
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    My poop told me to stop eating Fiber 1 bars for a while, and it was right. I haven’t shit a cow patty in two days now.

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