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  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      412… and a half?

      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.

        • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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          Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.

      • sourov@lemm.ee
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        Then you would be half paralysed.

  • ownsauce@lemmy.world
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    Satire

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

    • cum@lemmy.cafe
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      ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe

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        Oh no, we ruined cum.

    • crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com
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      So the limit is actually more than 413?

      • ownsauce@lemmy.world
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        Yes.

        My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.

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      Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

      I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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        There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How does that work?

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

      • blackbrook@mander.xyz
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        No, like, what kind of sauce?

        • OpenStars@piefed.social
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          All of them.

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Nugget sauce

  • pickman_model@lemmy.world
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    Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    Steven Segal?

  • steventhedev@lemmy.world
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    I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days

    • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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      A true historical reference

      • steventhedev@lemmy.world
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        I mean, it is shit posting

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Amazing

  • fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    413 is amateur hour.

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    Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets

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      Or at least one for each electoral vote.

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