pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 26 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square267fedilinkarrow-up1898arrow-down1139
arrow-up1759arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square267fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up66·26 days agoWhy are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
minus-squareNo_Eponymlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·25 days agoHeya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·26 days agoBecause they are wise in the ways of the world.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·25 days agoLet’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-225 days agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·25 days agoYou can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·25 days agoLook at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here. Bragger
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoIf your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoIf all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
minus-squareReal Air Boon@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days ago“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoIf you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
minus-squareGrenfur@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·26 days agoAs long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoI love how this entire comment chain went lol
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoEven Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!
Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
That’d be us Unix socks people.