Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.
I’ll start:
HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe’s dad couldn’t think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe’s dad called course “Homeslice Highway” and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.
Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with “2”. Unfortunately, “rvq2” looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so “r2vq” was born and used everywhere.