• [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    “Can I get those tps reports?”

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠾⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⠁⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠈⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣁⣀⣠⡿⠋⠀⠀⠙⢿⣄⣀⣈⣿⡀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠛⠛⢻⣧⠀⠿⠇⠀⣼⡟⠛⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣦⣴⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠛⠷⠶⠶⠾⠛⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀
    ⠀⣸⣿⣿⢷⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⡾⣿⣿⣇⠀
    ⢠⣿⢸⣿⠀⣿⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢹⣿⠀⣿⡇⣿⡄
    ⢸⡏⢸⣿⣀⣿⣇⣤⣿⣭⣭⣿⣀⣸⣿⣀⣿⡇⢹⡇
    ⢸⡇⠀⢿⣏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⣹⡿⠀⢸⡇
    ⢸⣿⣤⣌⠛⠷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⠾⠛⣡⣤⣿⡇
    ⠘⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⢿⡾⠇⠸⢷⡿⠀⠀⠀⠸⠿⠿⠃
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠈⠛⠛⠀
    Yeah, I think I get it now

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    Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

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    um if your message contains emojis of any kind, i’m not feeling intimidated whatsoever

    edit: unless this is a joke, in which case, yep i ate the onion

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        And the second one is Knock-knock, far les known, i suppose. It’s a pretty interesting game, where you should not only figure out how to play it, but also puzzle out, what is actually happening, and if you do, the game aknoledges it.

        It’s very short, you can beat it in, like, two hours or even less, but for me the misterious and surrealistic atmosphere is forever in my heart. I recommend everyone to play it.

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          I have yet to reach the skill level in Noita to trigger the secret eyes… you know the ones you need to “break” the game to find.

          I almost made it across REDACTED only to find a mod made it harder for the lols.

          The coolest thing is you have to make a brokenly overpowered wand to start discovering stuff or your stuck in the “intended” game route.

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            moreover, in order to do so, you’d have to grasp the mechanics, get lucky, make somewhat op wand, survive, kill at least the alchemist, survive. Greek letters are necessary in the “unintended” route. I can’t imagine how guys actually did it without all the knowledge there is today.

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              Not to mention you are your own biggest threat at that point. An embarrassing amount of my deaths are “The wand worked fine in the holy mountain”

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    Meanwhile when the IT department receives this…

    " I’m sorry it seems your repair request has not been received please re-submit."

    sounds of paper shredder in the background

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    Your request has been entered into the queue. You will receive an update when its current status changes.

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    It was in the clove of seasons, summer was dead but autumn had not yet been born, that the penisbird lit in the bleeding tree.