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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 months ago

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  • OutlierBlue
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    Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

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      That’s really easy to accomplish.

      Just remove windows.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        I threw a brick through my window, what now. Theres glass everywhere.

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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          LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

          (cuz you broke windows,)

  • Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee
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    Here’s the video for those wondering!

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      Amazeballs!

  • ryan213
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    I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

  • Avg@lemm.ee
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    I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Are you pronouncing it “oofy” or e-u-f-y… Because “an eufy XXXX” is wigging me out.

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        Oofy

      • caden@lemmy.sdf.org
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        In my head I have always thought it was YOO-fee, similar to the beginning of “Europe”…

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          I’m in the yoo-fi camp. With “fi” like wifi. Which is why “an” is so shocking as the article.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Me too Ai buddy, Me too.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    It looks you’re trying to watch a football.

  • ILikeBoobies
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    Trial and error

    Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

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      You mean Israel?

  • Guilherme@lemm.ee
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    I bet a there’s a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

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    We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

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      This happened like half a decade ago

      • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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        So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about

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    I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

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    This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It’s a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

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    Who up votes this stupid shit?

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      You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

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      Who writes stupid comments like this?

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      NO JOKE. ONLY SERIOUS.

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