Former WotC guy here… I find this hilarious.
We need more cards like this
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Some not have way.
But can they affect me?
Sure, they just can’t make you walk in motion blur, but you’ll be devastated.
Balls of steel
Blow it out your ass
I’m all outta gum.
He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he’s on his last cigar.
Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
More than five doesn’t work
IMG broken
TL;DR
Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you’d be basically required to cascade into it
Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn’t follow the template.
Cumulative upkeep {R}
You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)Maybe sideboard for Living End?
This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
It’s only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don’t think this would even see play in YGO.
TL;DR and you’ve activated my trap card!
You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
Duke Nukem for the win
Wouldn’t that include this card
More than 5 lines of text?
I misread that
Don’t worry, it only has ≤5 lines of text because the card is cropped. The artist credit line at the bottom of every card would mean that it indeed does have >5 lines of text. You just know how to extrapolate from incomplete data!