I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.

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      If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you’ll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.

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        2 months ago

        Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.

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          2 months ago

          The one that slaps the water that goes

          Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh

          TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR