Mechromancy
There’s your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.
Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates
So you got… caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all… seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!
“Our prices i hope, aren’t to low! Everything’s black, I can’t see a thing, and I also can’t feel anything either!”
Adeptus Mechnicus: “So? Seems like a normal day for me.”
Praise the omnissan!
This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.
That many necromancers can’t come cheap
Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff
That’d be the witchiest!
Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees
I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!
Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.
It’s pronounced COH-ven…
Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!
