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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Car Issues

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Car Issues

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    Mechromancy

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    There’s your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.

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    Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

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      So you got… caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don’t you panic. By the light of the night, it’ll all… seem alright. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!

    • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

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    Adeptus Mechnicus: “So? Seems like a normal day for me.”

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Praise the omnissan!

  • Cora@lemmy.world
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    This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

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    That many necromancers can’t come cheap

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff

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      That’d be the witchiest!

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees

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          I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!

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            Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.

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    It’s pronounced COH-ven…

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      Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!

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