• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
    4·
    3 months ago

    It’s good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren’t toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person’s mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don’t trust edible “glue”.

  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
    3·
    3 months ago

    I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…

    …until today.

    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
      3·
      3 months ago

      I would love to keep an eye to my oven live stream while I code. But ain’t no way I’m installing any apps or letting a stove talk outside my LAN

      • kinkjamesEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        I think it was Mark Rober that put a thermal camera in his microwave? Pretty cool lol

  • ATDA@lemmy.world
    3·
    3 months ago

    We’re all beautiful on the inside. Or at the least we all look the same once consumed.