This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…
Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.
Title and all? I would pick . If anyone disagrees, you’re lying.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
- Feliz Navidad
- Bad Day (Daniel Powter)
That boy George song. Abba, maybe. Awful.
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
The logical search goes …Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.
But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle…you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you’re already gone, but one day we’ll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.
It’s a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.
My friend, the trumpet, well played, is one of the finest and most expressive instruments to ever grace earkind, how could you feel this way? Can deliver ~every possible emotion, a range of volume starting at “drunken disappointed groan” and reaching “holy shit ouch stop”, only got a few little twiddly bits, fits in your hand. Shiny.
Defend your position!
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.
Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.
Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.
Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I’d wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.
This.
Crazy Frog.
Praise You by Fatboy Slim. I hate that song so much I have to turn it off whenever I happen to come across it. It’s the drawn-out repetitive tones.
The Beatles - Number 9. Such a ruinous track on an otherwise wonderful album.
This might be controversial but I feel that way about Yellow Submarine. Revolver would be my favorite album if not for that song.
