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MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

If I lose that fucking cat one more time...

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If I lose that fucking cat one more time...

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MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    Computer, locate Spot.

    Spot is in turbolift 5… hall deck 4 section 7… turbolift 5… hall deck 8 section 2… pattern buffer O’Brien 1

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      Oops, looks like the cat is out of the bag on the existence of the pattern buffer now…

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        O’Brien quickly generates transport clone of Spot…

        Eh, close enough.

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          Oops, I must have broke him - all he does is lay there. :-)

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Thief

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        “The Crime Scanner”

        I believe they mean tricorder.

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    “The last time I lost him, he got pregnant. I did not know that was even possible.”

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      Is there a Caitian serving on board?

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        Either way, Spot is only female for one episode. What the fuck was Data doing to Spot?

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          My headcanon is that Data names every cat he owns ‘Spot’ and he has different cats throughout the series

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            And apparently kills them on the regular since there were 4 Spots over the course of the show.

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              The perfect feline supplement can only be found through trial and error

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          Remember that one time that Spot was an alien space lizard? Ah… good times:-).

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            Same episode.

            Also, he/she turned into an iguana. Because apparently that’s what cats evolved from.

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              Compared to time travel, alternative realities, and warp core plasma, it makes sense to me sure.:-)

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    Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
    An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
    Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
    Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

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      That’s his old version, back when it was a mere poem. He has since… improved it quite a bit.

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        Interesting choice of 1st officer.

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    Picard is frustrated at another two week long search in the neutral zone looking for Spot.

    Goes to his desk to concentrate, asks the computer for tea, earl grey, hot … he moves back to his chair and puts his tea down to think

    Spot appears on his desk

    Picard looks confused … #1! … I found Spot!

    Spot knocks over his tea and spills it onto the floor. He immediately jumps down onto the floor and disappears.

    Riker rushes inside surprised and excited … “Where is he?”

    Picard is on his hands and knees looking for Spot who has disappeared again … there’s a broken tea cup and liquid all over the floor … HE WAS RIGHT HERE!!

    The crew start to question their captain’s mental state.

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    Tell me this doesn’t take place in Springfield, OH.

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      Technically the truth - the best kind of truth:-)

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    Would that be… a spot check?

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