RandAlThor to World News@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoTaiwan reports second large-scale China air force incursion this weekwww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square817fedilinkarrow-up1578arrow-down137cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1541arrow-down1external-linkTaiwan reports second large-scale China air force incursion this weekwww.reuters.comRandAlThor to World News@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square817fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareSpaceCowboylinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year agoDamn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency. Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports. Again! How does this keep happening?
minus-squareCredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 year agoERROR! Does not compute. Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
minus-squareSpaceCowboylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.
Damn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency.
Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports.
Again! How does this keep happening?
ERROR! Does not compute.
Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
I’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.