Everything comes from stars including oxygen, duh.
The sun is technically not burning. It’s just lesser freezing than the rest.
it must be the poop bear
It took a deep breath…
The sun is actually just a giant mirror that makes small things look really big and the thing you see in the sky is just a really bright light bulb
Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.
Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.
It’s the weight of responsibility for keeping the solar system together.
Easy. Ever heard of solar gonorrhea?
It’s burning from the scorching hot insults we throw at it.
Here’s my insult to feed the sun
Youre trying to be the center of attention, but really you’re just a big ball of gas with a serious ego problem, and you don’t see it because you’re blinded by yourself.
The sun is the male of its species, and it’s appearance is bright and flashy, used to attract a mate. Unfortunately there’s no female stars nearby. So the poor, stupid thing has spent billions of years courting Jupiter instead.
But not only is Jupiter a whole different species, it already has a mate - Saturn. You can easily tell that Jupiter’s the male because of its own flashy coloration. Plus, you can even see the ring it gave Saturn when they got married, as well as it’s own much more modest wedding ring.
Little known fact, stars are actually like angler fish… The male is significantly smaller than the female of the species.
“Shock, shock, horror, horror. Shock, shock, horror.”
“I’ll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural course”
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The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity
You got it the wrong way round
Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.
I like this one because it’s almost close to being true.
It’s very simple - the sun isn’t burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.
The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it’s able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.
The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it’s clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!
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No no, let them cook.
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It’s the ultimate min-maxed fireballb spell, slowly expanding after its initial casting some 4 to 5 billion years ago (relative local time). We’re in range of its blast radius, but the caster’s turn still hasn’t ended so it hasn’t reached us yet.
