it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Baby amphibious tank

I fucking love hippos because they’re cute as fuck but that jaw will crush your skull like it’s candy.

Assuming you stick your head in it’s mouth. Which someone out there is probably stupid enough to do.

heh moist

That mouth looks soft…

NOM!

So demure

Looks like what happens when a house hippo grows up.

Training to become the beast of the Nile!

Moo Deng is an international treasure.

Quick, someone pay a voice actor to voice this meme!