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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 9 months ago

Imagine.

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Imagine.

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Meldrik@lemmy.wtfM to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 9 months ago
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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world
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    You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

    • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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      Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!

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        Or stuffing them into their asses.

  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    Imagine

    No!

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      My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.

  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Now imagine wet dreams.

  • protist@mander.xyz
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    I’m reminded of Eraserhead

  • xwolpertinger@lemmy.world
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    Don’t look up fruit fly sperm

    This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    https://youtu.be/gtPxuC60GU4

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      It’d feel good

      • IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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        And you could compare with friends

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    And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…

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    Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.

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    So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?

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