101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoJD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square130linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down121file-text
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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down2·9 months agoWhen JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·9 months agoNah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoJD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 months agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoI think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYeah, you’re right.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWhen he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
I don’t get it
JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.
When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay