OttoVonNoob to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agoMy friend suggested I use different names for variables..imagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1290arrow-down1imageMy friend suggested I use different names for variables..OttoVonNoob to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoblew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-24 months agoHave you considered multiple inheritance. It’s an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I’m trustworthy. Trust me.
minus-squareKeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 months agoIdunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔 … She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoYou might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWow. “peak shareholder value” is what I shall now call “multiple inheritance”, from now on.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI like it. I’d let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp
blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?
Have you considered multiple inheritance. It’s an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I’m trustworthy. Trust me.
Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔
… She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷
You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.
Wow. “peak shareholder value” is what I shall now call “multiple inheritance”, from now on.
I like it. I’d let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp