• crownofgold6
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    edit-2
    3 months ago

    This woman is TOO much! She’s at a family gathering for her grandpas bday and she’s busy on the phone trying to buy a goddamn goose. She legit can’t stop shopping no matter what.

    Also her sitting stance is so contorted because she knows she’s being filmed. She’s ridiculous. Someone get her help.

    • SilpionGold
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      3 months ago

      This story resulted in me unfollowing her. Her mass consumerism and NEED for more items, only to be forgotten about the next day, is gross and unhealthy.

      • Poofluencers
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        3 months ago

        She does this “forgetting” about stupid stuff like geese and watch rings but she also does it for important things like breast heath and creating a charity to send woman to Disney too. She is so shallow.

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      3 months ago

      She’s so selfish she can’t even give her grandfather undivided attention. She’s shallow. I would do anything to have my wonderful grandparents in my life. She makes me absolutely sick.

      • crownofgold6
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        3 months ago

        THIS! I’d give anything to spend a beautiful afternoon with my Nana and then there’s Sarah celebrating a 90th bday looking for a goose.

        Unfortunately I feel the whole family enables this behaviour.

      • ladybonerforjustice
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        3 months ago

        This is such a good point. My last remaining grandmother died a couple of years ago and I miss her so much. Sarah is incredibly lucky to still have grandparents as she approaches middle age; most of us don’t.

    • FraudulentFruit1
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      I don’t understand the obsession. Also why does this tool need to have her pathetic performative over consuming ass filmed for this.

      • crownofgold6
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        3 months ago

        Seriously I don’t get where this sudden goose obsession came from?? And imagine her making someone else film her on the phone so she could post it, loser behaviour from the whole family.

        • Poofluencers
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          3 months ago

          I mentioned up above that Briony has the giant skeleton. I’m sure Sarah was having lawn ornament envy and had to do it better than her bestie!

    • Glowpop
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      3 months ago

      Speaking on the phone looking for a cement porch goose as your social media content. Oof.

      • Poofluencers
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        3 months ago

        I’d imagine the goal is to get a goose for free, like everything else.

        • crownofgold6
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          3 months ago

          Yupp, I’m sure many geese will end up on her porch after this

          • Poofluencers
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            14
            ·
            3 months ago

            Yep, a follower will see it and drive 5hrs to bring her a goose her mom had in the 80s.

        • cupidslazydart
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          17
          ·
          3 months ago

          She’s just desperate to always hop on whatever’s trending, especially with Gen Z because she so badly wants to teenagers to think she’s cool when she’s just a boring middle aged mom (I say this as a boring 31-year-old mom 🤣). Beetlejuice is huge on TikTok with Gen Z right now, so that’s probably going to be her new personality this month.

          • crownofgold6
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            3 months ago

            She tried making it her personality a couple weeks ago when she went to the movie premiere in LA. But she’s forgotten it mostly already.

        • Glowpop
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          3 months ago

          My god cringe. I can already see the video of her showing Shane and he doesn’t care/makes her feel stupid and she’s crying/laughing and making that face

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      3 months ago

      Ew. Totally covering everything. Her arms are big again and her stomach looks like it’s usual self. She’s such a fraud.

    • VirgoSnarker
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 months ago

      I shared the same screenshot in the thread below… she posted a cement looking goose yesterday while she was “nostalgia shopping”. Did she not buy it? Does she need more? Does this lady ever obsess over anything she can’t eventually monetize with an affiliate link?

          • FraudulentFruit1
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            14
            ·
            edit-2
            3 months ago

            How does she not feel like a complete loser posting an affiliate link for this bs 🤣 as if people are remotely interested in buying this.

            • Poofluencers
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              13
              ·
              3 months ago

              Briony made a cool video with her giant skeleton so Sarah was feeling the envy - I bet this is why the lawn ornament was obsessively on her brain yesterday when she was thrifting. She is such a jealous empty person.

          • Glowpop
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            3 months ago

            For real, I’m so embarrassed. “Update” because people are waiting with bated breath to hear about the useless decoration. Just typing this out I’m embarrassed. Lol

    • Rarepotato
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      Girl needs to read a book cough coughDopamine Nation cough cough

    • Selfabsorbedbarbie
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 months ago

      Also, imagine your tight ass belt digging into your belly like this. It makes me uncomfortable seeing it.