• dmention7@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️

    Maybe its just cause I’m high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I’m thinking about finding a rancher friend.

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      Only after they’ve been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I’m from Chicago.

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        IDK, I’m from Chicago

        So you’re more familiar with the end stage of the process.

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        The moms lick them clean after birth, and if you’re expecting any animal to be clean I got bad news for ya.

        Bonus fun fact the cows tend to eat the afterbirth as well. Source grew up on a farm/ranch, if you want gross learn about prolapse. Guess who had skinny arms as a teenager and got to help keep cows alive till the vet came and had two thumbs? This guy… not sure I should be proud of what I had to do but yeah cows is expensive.

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      There’s a dairy farm somewhat close to me that let’s you pet the cows and watch them get milked. It’s pretty cool.

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        1. Cows don’t make extra milk, you have to take their baby’s from them and then take that milk.
        2. Cows need to be impregnated constantly to keep milk flow.

        Its possible theres an ethical dairy farm but ive yet to see one.

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      I should have heeded your warning. I swear man, the people on this website can be some of the least fun people on the internet on a pretty regular basis.

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      yeah, honestly f this thread. i went from smiling to wondering why i bothered to even look at lemmy today. ☹️

      there’s gotta be something nice to look at instead!

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        You’re upset some people don’t find it cute to separate baby cows from their mothers immediately following birth?

        Have you heard a mother cow screaming for their newborn before?

        This is just like saying theres no problem with exotic animal zoos.

        When animals are treated as property and a means to make money, inhumane things happen. Then those people pretend they didnt happen, and put the animal bits in nice packages that have pictures of happy animals in fields on them.

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    Maybe you being busy with birthing 15 calves in the last 48 hours is the reason why dating a rancher is a hassle?

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      If you can’t handle a partner being largely busy for brief periods, that’s a you problem.

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      Someone that doesn’t know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

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        Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

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          Not in terms off K:D ratio

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            Sure, when you’ve got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

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              Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don’t think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

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          Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

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      I’ll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.

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      Psychopaths who don’t care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.

      Trauma all around.

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        Fake and not gay enough. Separating calves from their moms reduces, not increases, milk production.

        It has even been proven that cows have their clique and just their company affects how much they produce.

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          It’s higher milk production when the milk that would’ve gone to the calf goes to people. I think that’s easy enough to understand and uncontroversial to say.

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    Ka-ching.

    Eat them.

    Ka-ching.

    Eat them when they’re raw.

    Ka-ching.

    We always ate them.

    Ka-ching.

    Juicy.

    Ka-ching.

    Give me the knife.

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    The only women who appreciate being confronted with the consequences of their animal consumption are vegans, and vegans hate ranchers.

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        That’s exactly what someone who understands where that calf comes from and the life it is going to have thinks. Do you look at photos of child slaves and think, “Awww, they’re so cute!”

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          That’s exactly what someone who understands where that calf comes from

          “Oh no this animal was birthed by an another animal, this is such shocking news” lmao

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    And when he kills them for profit, you can play with their organs, making puppets out of Every. Single. One.

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    She probably dumped him for a reason. I doubt the calves are going to make up for his misogyny and liberal use of the hard r.