Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they’re worse - it’s true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can’t say that, can they? No they can’t because they don’t do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won’t talk about that will they folks, no they won’t. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won’t do it but I’ll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there