TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors
Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.deleted by creator
Leaving his prosthetic legs behind.
The real reason they weren’t a part of initia launch is he forgot they’re a part of our standard unit design.
I would not be one bit surprised if he suddenly sprouted insect wings and flew off somewhere.
What is wrong with his eyes!? It’s like the uncanny valley.
lizard
That’s right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model “WebEx” made by “Cisco”
I too understand this meme because I have friends and I’m just like you
The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.
“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? *gags*”
Hahaha same!
“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”
Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck
“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”
“Get me the product!”
Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol
I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅
Why did i read it as sucking cocks
Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.
Excellent question.
Yeah but what is the answer?
Sucking cocks, obviously.
Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.
He looks like he was made by Nintendo.
The final boss of NPC tiktokers.
TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than
It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.
How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.
He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.
Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: “Why such a long face?”
The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood.
Ever went over a friend’s house to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood?
It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.
He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck’s cat’s name!!
Nyaa… Nyarlathotep
