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MindTraveller to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules

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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules

MindTraveller to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Yah, this is fake, right?

    Right?

    • Ogmios@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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      iirc this article is referencing a court decision where “boneless” wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can’t be expected to be perfect. It’s real, but it’s also being taken wildly out of context.

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        Also from the BBC article posted in this thread “The court on Thursday ruled that “boneless wing” refers to “cooking style” and is not to be taken literally.”

        • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

          What even are words?

      • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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        OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

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          Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

          • 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io
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            Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

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            I mean, you do you friend, as long as it’s just you.

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          Boneless pizza doesn’t exist, that’s right. All pizza has bones in it.

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      Looks to be riffing on this story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ngyely232o

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