• bizarroland@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    When I was in third grade I lied to my classmates for some stupid reason saying that I lived in a three-story dome home with a hot tub on the top floor.

    And today I live in a three-story dome home with a hot tub on the top floor.

    Also, growing up I always said that a household should have at least three cars. A sedan or daily driver, a pickup truck, and a recreational vehicle.

    I own a sedan, a pickup truck, and a Jeep.

    The only thing left on my childhood bucket list is to become a multi-millionaire inventor. I need to get to work on that.

    • Threadsdeadbaby@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      My first invention was a jigsaw puzzle that you could pick up and fold away without losing progress (velcro on the pieces and the board). It felt great at the time! I’ve been chasing that high ever since.