Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarerocky1138@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI thought inches didn’t convert easily to decimal…?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
minus-squareradicalautonomy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-230 days agoI love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”
minus-squarenorimee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 days agoHis second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 days agowith the calipers to prove his measurement
minus-squarekinsnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoyeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoHe measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHe just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him. Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoDigital calipers use decimal inches rather than fractional. I’m guessing that was what he used to measure himself.
I thought inches didn’t convert easily to decimal…?
I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”
His second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.
with the calipers to prove his measurement
yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
during high tide
He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.
Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
Digital calipers use decimal inches rather than fractional. I’m guessing that was what he used to measure himself.