The congratulations one always gets me
It’s the good part of the joke, really.
to me the funny part is that it uses the end points of a scale to expand using end points of two completely unrelated scales, phrases of approval and fucking loot (or taking card) rarity
I fucking hate it when they don’t know how to prepare a proper legendary steak at a restaurant
Wdym I can’t have my steak extraordinary?
My restaurant just drags me out to pet the cow and I say thanks, pay them and go home.
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal
Should have been ash-stounding
This is awesome! But who is the unreal guy?
tim sweeney i think?
Yep, that’s him. For those who still don’t get it: He’s the CEO of Epic Games who are also the developers of Unreal Engine.
He wrote the original Unreal Engine. He’s not just some suit with money.
Fuck you Tim
I managed to make a congratulations bread some days ago. On the bright side, it was extra crispy all around
Impossible is its own spectrum.
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there is much more room between rare and epic
And at the very top of the scale is…
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Um… No. It’s from an episode where she takes a photograph of herself with the clichéd “duck lips” face…
“She” like the character from a children’s pony show? How do you know this?
Ffs let people like shit.
Lilo and stitch is a movie for kids and it’s still fuckin awesome. Dexter’s lab. Avatar. Just because something is made for kids doesn’t mean adults aren’t allowed to like it. Get off your high
horsepony.Maybe they have kids.
Maybe they watched it as a kid
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if you’re calling fans of this cartoon for children pedoes, but not doing the same for fans of any other cartoon for children then think to yourself - are you doing it because this cartoon specifically is more girly than others?
If the answer is yes then congratulations! you’re actually doing misogyny! :( and perpetuating that anything that is pink and for girls is not-allowedTM for anybody who wants to call themselves an adult or a man.
Cartoons made for boys or everybody are alright because boyish things get a pass, being nostalgic for your childhood is okay and fun :) and maybe you just like more innocent media that doesn’t get you down with mature themes and you enjoy letting your mind be happily engaged in stories and plots that are a little silly. But are those various shades of pink I spy in the artstyle? and most characters are girls??? That is outrageous! Clearly everyone who’s not a girl aged 12 who enjoys such cartoons is a pedo! Why else would anybody like something made with girls in mind??? (because of the following conversation i’d like to make crystal clear that this entire paragraph is using a little known linguistic technique called heavy sarcasm)
bonus points if you also hate Twilight for no reason (the reason is actually because it was a popular thing that girls really enjoyed and it’s customary in our society to laugh and riducule those silly women and their silly hobbies)
He is absolutely giving off misogyny vibes.
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Youre the definition of “projecting”
Because I fucking love My Little Pony (4th gen, specifically). If you have a problem with that, you can leave.
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