• wise_pancake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      Please pet Beans under his chin for me

      If he doesn’t like that regular scritches are fine.

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    As long as it is somewhat original, a new cat picture will never fail to make me happy. The Internet’s quintessential use will always persist. Cat pictures.

    • wise_pancake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      Government researcher: we’ve invented a way to make our research stored redundantly across the country, were now safe from nuclear war destroying our intelligence system!

      Wait, why is this full of cat pictures?!

      • Revan343
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        3 months ago

        The real trick is to cryptographically embed important information into cat pictures and disseminate them; if you ever lose all your proper backups, millions of people on the internet will have saved and spread your cat-backups, just need to find the pictures again

    • LeadersAtWork@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 months ago

      Yo, if someone could lift my fatass up and tuck me in so that I wake up suddenly in bed one night, I’d be so happy. Soda case optional.

  • sleen@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    I don’t know if he wants to be called bean anymore… as now he shall be called grape.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    "Davis! Over to the counter, pronto! . . . No, Davis, the counter! Good god man, where did you learn to drive a box. Yes yes now I’ve changed my mind - over to the tree in the corner window! Top branch! Quickly now! Honestly, Davis, it’s a marvel I even keep you on some days . . . "

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 months ago

    The back of the box is open. This suggest that the cat walks in the back and sticks its face out the front. However, now I’m left to wonder how Beans gets out? Do they back out or does the owner have to open the box on the front for Beans to walk out?