• Brown5500@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    I’m not sure that anyone in any star trek show has ever actually used a bathroom. Does the enterprise even have them?

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      5 months ago

      In the Future we have evolved beyond the need for Bathrooms.

      Oh cool so you have evolved to a point that your digestive system is %100 efficient so you don’t produce any waste?

      What?! No. We simply cut a whole in our chairs and go while sitting there.

      Uuuuh, well I try to respect others cultures and I guess that was The way you were raised…

      No, No, nothing like that.

      Whew* sigh of relief.

      It’s just me, and I make my bridge crew do it as well.

      Uuuh how exactly do you make your crew do it?

      Easily I just removed every bathroom except one.

      Uuuhh….Why did you leave one?

      Would have been all of them but damn osha violations.

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      5 months ago

      I assumed they used the transporter, none of the brigs in any show seem to have any facilities

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        5 months ago

        Seems plausible. What about the tinfoil hat group that refuses to use transporters? Do they still use them for waste evacuation? Or, is there an accommodation somewhere just for them. Lowerdecks should probably look into this (if they haven’t already)