People who aren’t left handed are oblivious of their own right-privilege.
Im not prejudiced. I welcome people of all hand preferences whether they are left-handed, or normal.
Where I’m from we call it step-hand day. I definitely celebrate.
Help, step hand, I’m stuck!
In solidarity, I will rub one out with my left hand.
I wank with my left hand.
But I write with my right hand.
But I open jars with my left hand.
But I use the screwdriver with my right hand.
But I eat with the knife on my left hand.
But I play guitar right-handed.
Nope. The Calgary school board switched me.
It may amaze how easily you can slip back into being sinister. I had a friend when I was growing up that was a righty. Then when I moved back to my hometown I was helping him with something and he mimicked me using my left hand and said it felt so natural. He had been using his right hand for everything for 25+ years and now does it all lefty finally.
Nah. I hosed my ulnar nerve and it’s a freak show. I’m no longer a good candidate for the resistance. Still, it was a neat parlor trick when the physio picked it out.
But I guess I shall have to content myself with living a year longer or whatever they say.
Didn’t know this was a thing, but maybe I’ll do some arts and crafts with my left handed scissors. Righty doesn’t mean right! Lmao (all in cheeky fun)
