Say what you will about JD, but don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.
But he’s a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.
No, no, he has to get the couch off first.
Say what you will about JD, but don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.
But he’s a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.
He didn’t deny the dolphin doinking.
bible thumping couch fucker?