• mozz@mbin.grits.dev
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    5 months ago

    His friend hit it with her car, and he decided he wanted to take the body home and cut it up for meat.

    The decision to get out of your car and start fuckin’ with the dead bear cub’s body, just assuming that it has no family in the area, seems to me like honestly the most serious mistake of the entire bad idea adventure.

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      5 months ago

      Okay but to me that falls apart when it’s followed up with ‘oh I have a flight to catch I better just dump it in central fucking park’

      If you knew there were plans you can’t miss, you definitely don’t have time to dress and butcher a bear.

      Guy’s friends we’re all drunk but he super defininitely wasn’t? Was one of the drunk friends driving?

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      5 months ago

      Are we sure his “friend” isn’t just him?

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      5 months ago

      Possibly getting brain worms might be the worst part.